Schrucker

This term was first used by Kebab and Prangle It came to be as the two of them were bored as shit at a lake (Skorzęcin, Wielkopolskie, Poland) , and decided that "Schruckers" was funny, and now became a term for literally everything, but mostly a humoric way of saying, EEEE, what? Or it could also mean an expression of sadness after, let's say dying. You can also use it as a adjective, or a verb,

Interjection: Schruckers, two men got me from behind...
Adjective: He got absolutely schruckered on
Verb: I'm going to schruck the shit out of him.

Schrucker by Schrucker December 28, 2023

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Schmuckers Slap

When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.

Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.

Man I want to get a schmuckers slap right now.
I just got schmucked.
We are schmucking right now.

Schmuckers Slap by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018

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Schnückem

NOUN or ADJECTIVE; A cute pet name for girl when you consider her to be the most beautiful person in the world. Often used between young couples.
Not to be confused with schnuckems.

Hey schnückem... -or- Chrissie is my little schnückem pi...

Schnückem by DTR11 August 4, 2009

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schnockered

The state of being while drinking where one is one level above drunk but one level below throwing up. Characteristics of being schnockered: Realization of being drunk but still denying it, delusions of being able to beat up someone who outweighs you by 50 pounds, realization that you will puke later and ordering a second round of shots anyway, buying the bar, etc.

God, you were so schnockered last night!

I feel like getting schnockered.

I'd feel better if I could just throw up...(hence, they are schnockered).

schnockered by courteny171987 December 9, 2008