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Scrabble champ 

A Scrabble champ is someone who is illiterate to the point it really is funny and un-shameful to poke fun at.
Khaled: Ha ha! Higz yu ar not gowing to teech me how tu speek inglish, I all reddy no how tu well enuff, tank yu

Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.

Scrubble Bath 

Someone who is absolutely terrible at a specific task. Being such a scrub that the word "scrub" doesn't quite cover it.
That man is such a scrubble bath at COD. He went 0 and 40.
Scrubble Bath by MusikManLP7 July 13, 2011

schwubber 

the schwubber is a blunted version of a pussy
"I can't come today, I feel tired." - You're a schwubber!
schwubber by vaekek April 30, 2021

scrabbleback

When crouched over a Scrabble game for too long, standing up gives you Scrabble Back - usually applies to those over forty years old.
OK, that's N-O-V-A for seven points. I need a drink. Agh! Major scrabbleback! Ah, it hurts.
scrabbleback by Lovekraft January 14, 2009

Scrabble Bag

testicles, sometimes shaved, but not necessarily.
He was incapacitated for several minutes after being kicked in the Scrabble bag.
Scrabble Bag by posterart May 15, 2009

Schnibble 

A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.

This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.

Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.
One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...

By the Schnibble's beard, you're really pissing me off!!!

You Schnibble-head!
Schnibble by Skibs McCullock November 30, 2009