A Scrabble champ is someone who is illiterate to the point it really is funny and un-shameful to poke fun at.
Khaled: Ha ha! Higz yu ar not gowing to teech me how tu speek inglish, I all reddy no how tu well enuff, tank yu
Higz: Khaled I see there is a shortage of ESL teachers in your region, or do you actually enjoy being illiterate? you seem to be quite the Scrabble champ, so I guess you are happy with things the way they are.
A mythical creature in Boozookian legend that is rumored to create peace and prosperity in times of dire need. A mutant messiah, if you will.
This is a major plot point of the 1994 French computer game 'The Bizarre Adventures of Woodruff and the Schnibble of Azimuth', which approximately 14 people have played and only 8 have finished.
Alternately, it can be used as an insult, which, in the *real world*, is pretty much the only usage of the word that won't make people question your sanity.....maybe.
One day, the Schnibble will arrive, and free us from oppression...
By the Schnibble's beard, you'rereally pissing me off!!!