Lovekraft's definitions

stimulitis

the cringing feeling that any government money handouts really hides more control of our daily lives.

I think there's a bad trend of stimulitis overrunning our elected officials.

by lovekraft August 24, 2009

brownbatter

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.

"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."

"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."

by lovekraft September 5, 2009

comic book nerd

Someone who is versed in all matters pertaining to comic books. Can recite facts and story lines in an instant.
Most knowledge is found to be completely irrelevant to the rest of the world.

"I'm not a comic book nerd."
"Yes, you are. You know that Thor's magic hammer is called Mjolnir."

by Lovekraft February 17, 2009

got the nod

To nominate someone. But put in modern terms, it is to be overly pretentious, thinking hollywood award show nominations mean anything to the regular joe.

Kevin Spacey is such a stellar actor. I am not surprised he got the nod from the academy.

by Lovekraft January 14, 2009

scrabbleback

When crouched over a Scrabble game for too long, standing up gives you Scrabble Back - usually applies to those over forty years old.

OK, that's N-O-V-A for seven points. I need a drink. Agh! Major scrabbleback! Ah, it hurts.

by Lovekraft January 14, 2009

phantomcrap

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!

I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.

by Lovekraft January 16, 2009

blister boots

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

by Lovekraft January 28, 2009