Definitions by Lovekraft

brownbatter

When evidence is presented of one's physical assault on a spouse/significant other, the act of mumbling inane excuses such as memory-loss. Named after Chris Brown's appearance on Larry King.

"I don't know how she/hot hurt, it was all so confusing. I must have ... mumblemumble."

"That's just a bunch of brownbatter. You need help."

brownbatter by lovekraft September 5, 2009

stimulitis 

the cringing feeling that any government money handouts really hides more control of our daily lives.

I think there's a bad trend of stimulitis overrunning our elected officials.

stimulitis by lovekraft August 24, 2009

comic book nerd 

Someone who is versed in all matters pertaining to comic books. Can recite facts and story lines in an instant.
Most knowledge is found to be completely irrelevant to the rest of the world.

"I'm not a comic book nerd."
"Yes, you are. You know that Thor's magic hammer is called Mjolnir."

comic book nerd by Lovekraft February 17, 2009

mom-aholic 

The common trend of single mothers who are unable to fully free themselves from motherhood, thus stifling growth in any relationship she tries to establish.

"You don't care about my children!"
"Of course I do, it's just that we never get to spend time together alone. You're a mom-aholic."

mom-aholic by Lovekraft February 3, 2009

blister boots 

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

blister boots by Lovekraft January 28, 2009

phantomcrap 

After taking a massive dump, when looking in the toilet to marvel at your handiwork and find ... nothing!

I swear I just passed a football but when I looked, nothing was there!? I think I took a phantomcrap.

phantomcrap by Lovekraft January 16, 2009

got the nod 

To nominate someone. But put in modern terms, it is to be overly pretentious, thinking hollywood award show nominations mean anything to the regular joe.

Kevin Spacey is such a stellar actor. I am not surprised he got the nod from the academy.

got the nod by Lovekraft January 14, 2009