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Schrodingers Dick

Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp

Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨

Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 28, 2022
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Schrödinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.
by endos127 July 21, 2009
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Schrodinger's Dick

A person with a gender not easily determined through an initial glance. The only way is to see for your self, for now though, the person is both male and female at the same time.
Ewww, she looks like she has a Schrodinger's Dick.
by Rusty Potato August 26, 2014
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Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.
Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022
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Schrodinger's Dick

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrodinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.
"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrodinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrodinger's Dick.
by Endos127 July 21, 2009
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Schrödinger's Dick

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.
Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
by Skulltra February 3, 2021
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Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.
Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025
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