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Schrek

Schrek was many many things. From the leader of extremist groups too the leader of the nazi party to some guy in a swomp
Schreeeeeeeeeeeee!.
Schrek means schrek
by Chirag Gupta August 30, 2019
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Shrek

An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.
'This my swamp' - wise words from our beloved Shrek
by Leeeeela November 16, 2014
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Schreib

When a male dominates or sexually exploits another male or creature with no care for any moral or legal consequences. Derived from actor Pablo Schreiber who according to fans routinely engages in sexual abuse against the covenant in the TV adaptation of Halo.

When a man has sex with another male or a male friend, sometimes without their consent.
"The marines all gazed in horror as Jimmy brutally schreibed a grunt in the back of the pelican"

When your bro isn't in the mood but his ass is looking like a snack... It's schreibin time
by Master Cheeks March 7, 2023
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Quantum Shrek

Quantum Shrek is the most powerful being in the known universe. He only appears once every thousand years. Its said that if thought about for more than one millionth of a second, the person would instantly die of asphyxiation from Quantum Shrek’s massive metaphysical cock. He will never physically be seen in the same time and reality by anyone.
Bro 1: Bro, have you heard about Quantum Shrek?
Bro 2: Ye... *dies of instant asphyxiation*
by Dan^2 June 17, 2019
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Shrek

Shrek is love Shrek is life.
I wouldn't talk crap about our lord like that.
by Girly Wolfykins March 20, 2017
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Shrek and Chill

To gather with a bunch of your cronies and partake in the devils lettuce.
by Shrek N' Chill May 11, 2016
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Shrek

by frommygreen1 November 27, 2018
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