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Schrödinger's Socks 

When your pounding your homies cheeks but wear socks so it's not homosexual.
Bro, it's not gay wearing socks you can call it

"Schrödinger's Socks".
Schrödinger's Socks by Stelathy September 7, 2021
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Schrödinger's Socks 

When you are having homosexual intercourse so you wear socks to cancel out the gayness.
Yo homie, im wearing socks it aint gay, its like Schrödinger's socks, now eat my shitter like an apple fritter.
Schrödinger's Socks by Cheetah_ man February 21, 2022

Schrödinger's Sock 

A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.
That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.
Schrödinger's Sock by shad0wbits February 12, 2021
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