Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.
The condition of being so attracted to school work or any other school-related activity, in such a way that it actually assumes predominance over other naturalsexual tendencies. Mostly affects those of Asian descent.
Brian: Hey, check out that asian thottie over there, would you tap?
Jeremy: Hell no, that's Xin Bao! Didn't you know she's schoolsexual? She skipped the party on Friday to practice Jacobians in calculus instead.