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Schoolcest 

Dating someone who goes to the same school as you
Girl: Are Cathy and Nick dating?
Androgenous Person: Yeah they have been.
Girl: Isn't that schoolcest?
Androgenous Person: Yeah, but it's okay because this is Indiana.
Schoolcest by LordMaxTheGirl January 29, 2015

schoolsexual 

The condition of being so attracted to school work or any other school-related activity, in such a way that it actually assumes predominance over other natural sexual tendencies. Mostly affects those of Asian descent.
Brian: Hey, check out that asian thottie over there, would you tap?

Jeremy: Hell no, that's Xin Bao! Didn't you know she's schoolsexual? She skipped the party on Friday to practice Jacobians in calculus instead.
schoolsexual by yakubian February 1, 2018

Schoolsexual 

HA! Caught you, stop making up these fake sexuality you homophobic people, it mocks the LGBTQ community :/
Random person: I’m schoolsexual am I VAILD? 🄺
Me: no -shoots them with a gun-
Schoolsexual by Gacha werido February 23, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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