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schoolophobia 

The intense, casually bordering insane fear of an educational establishment. May also be used to describe the feeling of dismay casually experienced in the morning by young students
Because of his schoolophobia, the young chap couldn't sleep on the first day of school, and all the follow-up days as well
schoolophobia by SStudent January 31, 2009

Schoolaphobia 

The recurring fear of having to leave summer vacation to go to school and face annoying teachers, musky classmates, and doing school work.
Nurse: Why have you've been coming to my office, first thing in the morning?
Student : I'm not feeling well- I think I have schoolaphobia.
Nurse: *whispers to self* or your lazy. *sips tea*

schooliphobe 

A person who has the the fear of school and all school like things, like rulers, pencils, notebooks, ect.
Person 1: Augh! I can't go to school today!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because I'm a schooliphobe!
schooliphobe by Halliepanda December 7, 2006

schoolpocalypse 

n. Combination of "school", and "apocalypse".
The end of the school year, when students must rush to avoid the consequences of their procrastination. The event is oft-accompanied by weeping, gnashing of teeth, etc.
"Have you seen Miriam lately?" "Nope, she is preparing for schoolpocalypse by putting in all-nighters now. That way she is all rested by the time exams and presentations come up.
schoolpocalypse by Astrapto May 10, 2011

Schoolrection 

Johnny sat in English and struggled to be caught with a schoolrection.

schoolporn 

You're not allowed to show your shoulders in school, that's schoolporn!
schoolporn by 0976A October 28, 2015