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schooliphobe 

A person who has the the fear of school and all school like things, like rulers, pencils, notebooks, ect.
Person 1: Augh! I can't go to school today!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because I'm a schooliphobe!
schooliphobe by Halliepanda December 7, 2006
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schoolophobia 

The intense, casually bordering insane fear of an educational establishment. May also be used to describe the feeling of dismay casually experienced in the morning by young students
Because of his schoolophobia, the young chap couldn't sleep on the first day of school, and all the follow-up days as well
schoolophobia by SStudent January 31, 2009

Schoolaphobia 

The recurring fear of having to leave summer vacation to go to school and face annoying teachers, musky classmates, and doing school work.
Nurse: Why have you've been coming to my office, first thing in the morning?
Student : I'm not feeling well- I think I have schoolaphobia.
Nurse: *whispers to self* or your lazy. *sips tea*
Schoolaphobia by Sapphire_Shaggy August 1, 2016

Schooliphile 

someone who is out of school and is attracted to students at school
you know mike, he's 21 and he's going out with a 16 year old student. what a Schooliphile

schoolophobia 

The phobia of going to one's education. Going to such places may result in acts of outrage and severe anthropophobia. This is a rare case and only happens in 1 in 500 people between the age of 5 and 17.
Tasha: What happened to Hayden the other day?
Cerys: His mum says he has developed schoolophobia.
Lottie: This means he can only be in the presence of people he already knows.
Tasha: That is terrible. I hope he's ok
Nyah: Apparently, he can only stay within so far of his parents or he gets scared that he'll lose them
Tasha: Oh my gosh, we should go and see if he's alright

Schoolophobia 

“ Hey Victoria! What’s wrong? “

“ I’m sorry Felix.. but I have Schoolophobia.. “
Schoolophobia by v0mitsp4ce August 19, 2022

Schoolaphobia 

A phobia of school..
I cant go to school! I have Schoolaphobia!!!
Schoolaphobia by QWERTY GURL February 14, 2021
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