School syndrome

A result of spending your precious time on this planet in the useless black hole that it school.

Symptoms include: Suicidal thoughts, depression, anxiety, perfectionism, disappointment from yourself and your peers, lack of sleep, forgetfulness, weight loss, loss of friends, and hygiene deterioration.

Sadly, the only known cure is to deal with it until you are no longer required to go to school by the government.

Person 1: You look down, what's wrong?
Person 2: Oh nothing... I'm just dealing with school syndrome.
Person 1: Oh no! We need to get help!

School syndrome by mr suicide man September 29, 2020

Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome 

That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school

Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20

Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome by Redsoxsuck04 August 6, 2014

University of High School Syndrome 

Something they say about people who won't grow up out of high school probably because their whole world was high school. People who really annoy a lot of people during class who won't stop trying to one up everyone because they think it's so cool acting the way they are thus being The most immature people in college

Henry: Hey uncle! Their is this guy in college class who won't shut up. He keeps asking stupid questions like what the Spanish word is for pimp,ass, and bitch words like that are. He asked some girl out the first day he saw her just because she was hot and he wanted to one up all the other guys because of it, and the girl said no so now he's attacking everyone and spreading rumors. I heard he won't stop stalking the girl on MSN. His whole world was high school and he can't get past it and its EXTREMELY annoying. He also won't shut up about it in class and his friends seem to go with it.I'm sick of him trying to one up everyone including me.

Uncle Bob: What a loser. He has University of High School Syndrome.

Henry: Sounds right to me.

University of High School Syndrome by browngirlsdonttakebs July 15, 2009

post traumatic school syndrome 

The sinking feeling you get on the last day of summer vacation.

"Hey man you look tired."

"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."

post traumatic school syndrome by ~CS October 16, 2008

After High School Syndrome 

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck

Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.

After High School Syndrome by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012

All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.) 

The inherit traits given to those who attend all boys schools, including a lack of social awareness, loudness, an far too much emphasis on #thebros, and loudness.

For the thousands of out there that have this, just know not to fight it. It's in you. it's who you are. Actually no, fight it. Please change.

And if you are sitting there saying "this doesn't exist," you probably have All Boys School Syndrome

Damn, Ed. Maurice just asked this girl to arm wrestle. He's got All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.)

All Boys School Syndrome (A.B.S.S.) by IKE154 December 9, 2017

Primary school syndrome 

When children in the lowest year of high or middle school act as if they are still in primary or elementary school.

Why are those year sevens playing tag?

They've got primary school syndrome.

Primary school syndrome by Lez Chingo April 27, 2014