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Schnizers
Schnizers is a great word to use when censoring your language around others. It can take the place of most commonly the word shit.
Schnizers by Wild Child June 20, 2004
schnider
Schnider, also known as schnide, is north-eastern slang for cheap alcohol such as cider, perry, and vodka. It also can be used as a Noun.
It can also be used as a verb.
It can also be used as a verb.
schnider by Dean Blake April 2, 2007
schliver
a fragment of any substance that will always be more and better than a sliver of that same substance.
schliver by Ducky House June 28, 2010
schnniver
schnniver by Rob Newsom November 3, 2006
sconiver
(sku-ny-vur) A mix between a scurve and a conniver; usually someone who waits to the last minute to steal something from someone else and complains how they had claims on it the whole time.
sconiver by Dave O'Wellsey November 16, 2006
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026