Schnef  

Schnef is often used to describe a smelly, unhygienic low life who happens to be rich. This person isn't teased about their disgusting lifestyle but they are the kind of people who when they walk past, you stop breathing.
But as they are a Schnef and never get teased, this makes them feel popular and they often use this to their advantage. So they may often become a bully.

"OMG, he is so rich! What a Schnef"

"Look, the Schnef is coming!"

"What a Schnef"

"Im no Schnef!"

Schnef by sophiie-OMG-lols-and-lols August 5, 2008

stefanie schneider 

German artist known for expired Polaroid photographs that have a dreamy look with chemical mutations. Embracing a wabi sabi concept.

That's looks like a Stefanie Schneider.

stefanie schneider by Stefanie Schneider March 25, 2017

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant 

An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick

“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy

schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019

ashley schaeffer 

This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.

It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.

The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.

ashley schaeffer by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009

Schnegger 

Schneg; someone that bails on a group of people.

Don't be such a fucking schnegger!
We were all gunna see Inglourious Basterds but he bailed. What a schnegger...

Schnegger by Walt Kowaltski April 5, 2010

Schneef 

Canadian slang for cocaine

Have you guys been doing schneef?
Also used: schniffles, schnay.

Schneef by JonW May 29, 2003