Male dog behavior where obsessive attention is paid own genitalia. This behavior often has appearance of auto-erotic behavior but may simply be self grooming. Snuffellatio is some times confused with masturbation. Ability to perform snuffellatio is much admired by male human beings. This behavior would mostly go unnoticed if not for the associated snuffling, snorkeling and snorting sounds.
Spot is definitely going down on himself again. Sounds like he is enjoying himself. So thats snuffellatio
Hey look at what Spot is doing. Wish I could that. Which is most frequently followed by. He probably wouldn't mind.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.