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The act of beating your significant other with a wet paper bag full of meat.
Oh fuck yeah baby, you schmungle me so good!

If my wife talks back again, I'll schmungle her.
by skinnyalienboy January 25, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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