Schmudge

Schmudge is a disgusting word. Nothing else.

Person 1: "typing schmudge"
Person 2: Dude wtf is that word. Thats the most disgusting shit ive ever heard. Just by hearing that shit makes the world a much shitter place. LIKE WHO THE FUCK DESIDED THAT SCHMUDGE WOULD BE A GOOD WORD IN THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY. IM NOT EVEN SURE THAT SCHMUDGE IS A FUCKING QUALIFIED WORD. FUCK U AND UR FUCKING SCHMUDGIN SHIT.

by Vix69420 November 8, 2021

Schmugge

1) a last name from Prussian/Polish heritage,the people are usually found in Chicago or the Carolinas ,these people really like to party , they are also very gifted and creative people

That guy is such Schmugge , he always throw a great party !

by Miezsko March 2, 2009

Schmadge

A small amount of something, a short amount of time, or two months.

"I'm leaving for Canada. I'll be back in a schmadge."

by Hobo of Darkness June 25, 2005

schmidge

Originating from a host in southwest Ohio who is legendary for altering the English language, this term is most often used in an office setting and means "a little bit," or "basic."

My co-worker needs a schmidge of help figuring out what he is doing.

Boss to Subordinate: Please give John a schmidge of help so he doesn't create bigger problems than he already has.

Originator to Co-worker: Bill, I'm somewhat lost, as usual. I could really use a schmidge of help figuring things out.

by Disgruntled in the Office July 22, 2011

schmuggen

A word used as a nickname for a small animal. (mostly pets, e.g. dogs, cats, etc.)
plural - schmuggens

This little schmuggen eats a hell of a lot of food for his size.
I rescued these little schmuggens from a box on the side of a road!

by CloudMonkey June 13, 2022

schmidgeon

a small piece of cake,pie,or dinner.

Momma, gimme a schmidgeon of that cake. not a lot; just a schmidgeon.

by vickerdoo February 23, 2011

Schmidge

Discreet name for Marijuana. The term is typically used to indicated 'a small amount'. The bugs of the Marijuana plant are small in nature, thus the inspiration for the term.

Hey man, I need to smoke some schmidge.

by Schmidgenator March 7, 2012