Schmuged

Blacked out drunk.

Dude you were totally schmuged last night!

by Snatemonster February 19, 2018

schmugoed

When an unfortunte event occurs thats not your fault and have no control over the outcome, and are disadvantaged.

I got schmugoed last time I went shopping as my wife said we had milk but my son drank it without telling anyone, thats a double Schumgoe!!

by bagsjamesvh April 19, 2017

schmugel

cum color anal discharge usually presant after anal sex. schmugel

rudy had schmugel running down his leg after the fed ex guy left. schmugel

by kreeper6677 March 5, 2009

Schmugeggie

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

by onenut March 2, 2003

schmaged

To have sex in the basement, while your friend watches tv with your mom.

Last Friday we Schmaged; Ben had a great time.

by Depauwty69 December 20, 2015