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Schmuddel

Benjamin wenn er krass am simpen istn
Benjamin: "Ich hab schon wieder geschmuddelt Gott bitte verzeih mir"
by Benisteinschmuddel123 June 25, 2020
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schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery
-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!
by alanman September 21, 2008
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schudel

1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

Origin:
There exists an ex-girlfriend who bares the name of Schudel, and has an irrationally grown bush.
-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!
by alanman September 22, 2008
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schmuddlapp

A garden variety chump. One capable of mild competence at best.

schmoot
Bink wanted to break that schmuddlapp's pixely neck.
by Schmarzen March 17, 2004
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schmodel

A schmuck of a model, most often a fashion model. She's conceited, pushy, lacks an awareness for the meaning of "punctual", often is a no-show, and usually demands more money than she's worth. Other girls may refer to her as "skinny bitch" or "model whore", even though the latter is not entirely accurate at times (but most often it is).

A schmodel's diet consists mainly of vodka and cigarettes.

A schmodel may also be male. But male fashion models are harassed enough as it is, so the above description is for the female variety of schmodels. However, the likelihood of a male schmodel being referred to as "skinny bitch" and "model whore" is just as great as that for the female schmodel.
Photographer: "First she showed up three hours late for the shoot, and then that damn schmodel demanded I get her an iced chai latte with exactly four ice cubes (no more, no less) before she'd even sit down for makeup!"
by elle renae June 16, 2010
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Schmuddle

The act of smothering and cuddling with the babycakes
Who's up for some schmuddle time!
by KingofSchmuddle March 26, 2011
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Schmuel Log

Televised log that burns for eight nights during Hanukkah.
Hey Shecky you see that Schmuel log in tv this year?
by TheDumpman January 26, 2017
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