5 definitions by TheZippo

King

The result of when a brother and a sister love each other very much.

King was made by his uncle and aunt.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

Slim Jim

Someone's wife who has an eating disorder and tans so much their skin turns brown and wrinkles.

I'm gonna go home and snap into my slim jim.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

Traffic Cone

A firefighter, usually a volunteer, who shows up to scenes off duty and is completely useless. This is the firefighter who is so useless they are given simple tasks such as traffic control and they end up shutting down a highway as if they were just a traffic cone.

This term can also apply to other types of situations such as when the paramedics show up to someone's house and the traffic cone shows up and awkwardly stands in the corner of the room with his firefighter t-shirt and homemade denim shorts.

That traffic cone caused a traffic jam by just standing in the middle of the road.

We were trying to carry the patient out of the house on the cot but the traffic cone was standing in the doorway.

by TheZippo September 29, 2019

Martin Syndrome

A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.

I have a case of Martin Syndrome and I need some king dick to get it to go away.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 9, 2019