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Short for Schmotty the panda. A gentle, loving creature from the woodlands of Poland. A complete spaz, and has a very nice ghetto booty and a soft, pale white tummy.. very short attention span. Friends have strange names such as kittyhawk, mc holmes, leeeeeeevvvv, dragon, ect. and they r all gorgeous and sexxiii. schmotts have strange obsessions with poop. sometimes are mistaken for borat. She is very hot and an excellent cuddler. Ever body wanna b a schmott.

She has banged many exotic creatures over the years, and has two children. when she want it, she gets it!

***special note*** SCHMOTTS R SEXY BEASTS, ALSO IF U MESS WITH ONE, U DIE!
schmotty: poop is brown..not usually purple. but sometimes...
Schmott by *kittyhawk!* April 3, 2009
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shmotting 

i was shmotting all night last night.
shmotting by megvan May 15, 2017
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David Schmitt 

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*
David Schmitt by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013

Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.
Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.

schmittify 

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.
My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.
schmittify by hungarians March 5, 2012
An instance when a person truly believes that their statement was original and states the obvious after immediately being told the same information from a peer.
After giving an update to my boss I was schmitt'd by Aaron who said the exact same things that I said. Thanks for taking adding no value to the conversation and taking all the credit.
Schmitt'd by ObviousDecision December 17, 2013

David Schmitt 

Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.
GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*
David Schmitt by BCloverr August 4, 2010