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To be totally inebriated with loss of most bodily functions as a result of drinking a copius amount of alcohol
John: Jesus that was some night.
Mike: I drank 20 shots of Tequila.....Fuck I was "Schamoglified"!!
OR

John: How did ya get on with ya one???
Mike: Ah I got her "Schamoglified" and brought her home with me!!
by Aidooooooo July 11, 2008
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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