Schmigeiggi

the sound that results when a pair of hairy, sweaty, droopy, old person balls slap against eachother.

"my cousin wanted to DJ at the nursing home dance, but the schmigeiggi would have drown the music out anyway."

Schmigeiggi by laurenxhateyou December 13, 2008

schmegeggie 

an idiot, a tool, a jamoke.

some random person that is meaningless in your life.

I leave Tina alone for 5 minutes and some schmegeggie is all over her, asking her to dance.

Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.

schmegeggie by rob essss July 21, 2008

schmigeggy 

a person who doesn't know how te act in any situation, someone who isn't able to define situations and to handle properly to that situation

I'm going to eat with the queen but i'm acting like a farmer because i don't understand that i have to act polite and with decipline, in that situation i am a schmigeggy.

schmigeggy by dries torreele January 15, 2007

schmageggie 

an often unidentifiable substance that is sticky/gross and undesireable on someones face, or a surface.

During a messy meal...

"you got some schmageggie on your chin"

schmageggie by s1165096 March 24, 2009

Schmugeggie 

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

Schmugeggie by onenut March 2, 2003

schmegeggined 

schmegeggined is when your absolutely out of your face and cant talk any more

schmegeggined: ObBOB durp. fugg eet im tou schmegeggedied rite now

schmegeggined by boneless bananas March 4, 2011