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Schmidt on

When someone with the last name Schmidt comes out of nowhere with a shit storm and you get caught in it.
I was minding my own business and out of nowhere Dr. Schmidt jumped out of the bushes and Schmidt on me.
Schmidt on by Heyouguystt April 18, 2023
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Schmidt On A Stick 

A situation when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. An expression of total futility.
General: Johnny to Bravo, what's the sitrep?

Sergeant: Not good Sir, we got a Schmidt on a stick!

schmidson 

a person who is generally friendly and peaceful, preferring a calm and relaxed environment. Being nice and quiet can be admirable qualities that can help you build positive relationships with others, as well as maintain a sense of inner calm and tranquility.
"Schmidson is a nice and quiet person who always greets others with a smile."
schmidson by #405mRs March 14, 2023

Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
Schmidting by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008

Schmidtin’ 

To live life to the fullest. Eat pizza and clap cheeks. Lift the gut, slide in there, beat it up, and Swayze. Schmidt it and quit it.
“Hey what are you getting into tonight?”

“Oh you know, might fuck around and do a lil Schmidtin’”
Schmidtin’ by Monkey Sack August 24, 2019

kendall schmidting

Stealing intellectual property.

(See: plagiarism copyright law pussy)
-Hey, did you see Melania Trump kendall schmidting Michelle Obama?
-Yea! How lazy was that?
kendall schmidting by WoodyOmicron November 21, 2016

timothy schmidting 

A man with no honor, Will make bets and not pay his debts.
I just got a timothy schmidting on a fantasy football bet.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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