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schmickle 

Used to rejoice or used as a curse. Can only be uttered by a resurrected John Lennon of supergroup, The Beatles...
"Heavens Crap! Can you imagine that? Ohhh... Schmickles!"
schmickle by The Admiral November 13, 2003
Schmackle (Schmacklein)(Schmackleing)(schmackled)

: A shortcut word made up to describe any physical act or movement while being under the Extreme influence of any type of Amphetamine
("Pass me the Schmackle pipe")("Bro i got some methamphetamine you wanna get Schmackled") ("Hey you tryna hit this?" "Nah bro im schmackled") ("Girl you should let me schmackle you from the back?")
The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.
I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.

She allows her teeth to become schmackled.
Schmackle by general weenis March 28, 2007

schmickle 

An almost tickle. When someone starts to tickle you but doesn't actually do it. Often when someone says they aren't going to tickle you, the schmickle is the end result. It is usually just a touch without the actual tickle action but drives you crazy anyway.
Just touching my foot schmickles so don't do it!
schmickle by Alex's girl March 8, 2007

schmickle 

The movement a cat makes when winding around her human's ankles
The sleek calico's fur felt like satin when she began to schmickle around her owner's ankles.

Schmickle 

When there are a multiple of sphincters this will make schmickle people
Why are there so many schmickle people (sphincters) around here.
Schmickle by anonymous September 6, 2023
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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