: A shortcut word made up to describe any physical act or movement while being under the Extreme influence of any type of Amphetamine
("Pass me the Schmackle pipe")("Bro i got some methamphetamine you wanna get Schmackled") ("Hey you tryna hit this?" "Nah bro im schmackled") ("Girl you should let me schmackle you from the back?")
The dense layer of plaque and food particles that forms on the teeth when not brushed for an extended period of time, often leading to a fuzzy texture and accompanied by ferocious breath.
I have been too lazy to brush my teeth these past few days. Now my teeth are coated in schmackle.
An almost tickle. When someone starts to tickle you but doesn't actually do it. Often when someone says they aren't going to tickle you, the schmickle is the end result. It is usually just a touch without the actual tickle action but drives you crazy anyway.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!