Another (way schmexxier) way of saying "sexy".
Invented by MSN chats or "l33t-speakers". Usually refers to a certain act, rather than a person or object.
Used by scene 13-15yr-olds from London.
Ooooh, that was some schmexxie dance-move, you sexy lil' devil.
Not necessarily sexy, but its a fun accent way to say that someone's cute in a non-freaky way
the "sch" takes off like 5 creep points
so..
1. to make a girl with a sense of humor laugh, you can tell a girl she is schmexi as opposed to saying she is very pretty
2. For girls saying it to a guy, its a way to be funny and flirty but not all over him,
1. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, you 'tis muy schmexi, you workinn that updoogrrrrrrl
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!