schmexi

Not necessarily sexy, but its a fun accent way to say that someone's cute in a non-freaky way

the "sch" takes off like 5 creep points
so..
1. to make a girl with a sense of humor laugh, you can tell a girl she is schmexi as opposed to saying she is very pretty

2. For girls saying it to a guy, its a way to be funny and flirty but not all over him,

1. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, you 'tis muy schmexi, you workinn that updoo grrrrrrl

2. You 'tis muy schmexi, emmmmhmmmmm

by Blind Prophet January 29, 2009

schmemity

(n) A world where Replay by Iyaz is played on repeat daily.

“We live in a schmemity.”
“Agreed”

by Thermodynamics (THRMO) August 22, 2020

Schmeidlered

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.

"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."

by Ian J. April 25, 2008

schmeail

a term for passing the vape on the low low

“yo dawg can you pass the schmeail”

by schmeailgod46 March 29, 2022

SCHMEVINS

Oral sex from female to male.

I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!

by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

shmexii

Shmexii is simply another word for sexy except shmexii is way more BAD-ASS than saying sexy.

"OMG! Bob the dinosaur is so forking Shmexii, aye?"
"Oh, yeah totally"

by ImOnABoatYARR March 27, 2010