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Schlongie Kong
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The most
retardedly
large, hairiest, and most
beastly
cock imaginable by man.
Oh my
fucking god
!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That
motherfucker
has a schlongie kong!!!
by
Pcott Setty
May 1, 2008
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