1. A very abnorlmaly large Penis ( not abnormal narrow)
2. Very Large Penis that would tear vagina in two.
3.Johns Penis
2. Very Large Penis that would tear vagina in two.
3.Johns Penis
1. Johns Penis is such a schlongg that you can see it through his cargo pants.
2.All I heard when Anne and John Fuck the first time was screaming, and not the good kind. He must have a Schlongg.
3. Johns Penis is a Schlongg, his gurlfriend told me.
2.All I heard when Anne and John Fuck the first time was screaming, and not the good kind. He must have a Schlongg.
3. Johns Penis is a Schlongg, his gurlfriend told me.
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Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
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"Wow, Darren is awfully moody today."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
"That's because he's a schlongpire and hasn't fed in many moons, keep your distance."
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