Schlezzie 

A woke guy that likes cheese

That schlezzie is back at it

Schlezzie by Zuzey May 13, 2019

Schnizzie 

Schnizzie is an all natural, fruit infused, sparkling vodka cocktail. It’s made with premium vodka, sweetened with light agave nectar and carbonated for that sparkling taste.

I'm drinking Schnizzie!

Schnizzie by NYCgirl13 June 10, 2013

schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.

Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.

schleezeboinked by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008

schlemiel 

a habitual bungler, a klutz

A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife.

schlemiel by mandingoe September 24, 2004

schlemiel 

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

schlemiel by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006

Schlozzle 

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

schlemiel 

Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

See schlamazel.

From the Yiddish.

Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right.

schlemiel by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004