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Schizer Tech 

Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.
"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."

"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."
Schizer Tech by 5lo5h March 17, 2011
The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?
1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"
Schizer by Clydieooo April 13, 2009

Pizzer Shizzer 

The act of taking a piss at the urinal while suddenly becoming overcome with flatulence. Once farting begins, a distinct understanding of the difference between a fart while pissing and the infamous Pizzer Shizzer overcomes subject.
I was pissing at the urinal when I decided to blow a huge fart; I realized very quickly that I had just experienced a Pizzer Shizzer and I should've used the stall.
Pizzer Shizzer by LOJO2011 July 28, 2011
what you say when things are goin down the pooper
oh man i got an f on my report card SCHIZER!!!!
schizer by Pat Schaedig February 22, 2003
Schizzel (Shizz/ILL)Adjective. Eubonic experssion to mean "sure". Forms half the popular phrase "For Schizzel my Nizzel" may sometimes cause person expressing it a "clowin" rep.
Fer shizzel my Nizzel the snoop has told us...
and all-the-time-doin-it with-Out-tryin to scold us.
schizzel by Priz Biz Sage June 21, 2005

Shizzerbabbeler 

Oh Man! Andrew is one BIG SHIZZERBABBELER who needs to get his fuckin ass kicked!