Schizovert 

A person is has both schizophrenia and is also an introvert.

Me: "I don't want to go to the mall today. im feeling 'schizovert' today."

Schizovert by schizovert July 2, 2024

schizopervia 

the ability to see 69 everywhere

Micheal has schizopervia. When he went to his myspace profile, the first thing he noticed was that he had 69 friends.

schizopervia by Anonymous..................damn it, how many people use "anonymous"? April 29, 2008

schizoleptic 

a person that is believed to have schizophrenic and epileptic reactions at the same time. These people react similar to those that inhale acetylene and stick finger in light socket simultaneously.

They asks you to take their picture and they keep moving around unintentionally so you can't focus the lens and snap the fuckin shot. The only way to take the picture is with extreme measures of violence.

"Can you take my picture?"
"Sure"
"Just stand still right there and smile."
"One,Two, ..........will you hold the fuck still?" (this repeats about 4 times min.)
"Seriously I think you may want to see the doctor about your schizoleptic issues ya fucktard.

schizoleptic by mr.fickits March 11, 2010

Schmoverty 

The delusional thought process that develops when one thinks one is poor because one cannot buy an ipod, Starbucks, or a new Hollister Jeans.

Johnson County, Kansas High School students are a common case of emschmovershed people. Schmoverty is frequent in all Olathe Schools and city corners (same location of the Starbucks's).

Schmoverty by Rebekah Rose March 17, 2009

schizofartia 

Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.

Schizofartia Stage 1- When one thinks they have to make a bowel movement but the end result ends with a plethora of farts.

Schizofartia Stage 2- When one thinks they have to fart but the end result ends with a need to make a bowel movement.

Schizofartia Stage 3 - When one has been through both stage 1 and 2 of Schizofartia they will find themselves waking up in their own fecal matter.

schizofartia by Mr.Utley November 3, 2012

Schizorettes 

Loud obscenity with out bursts from a Schizophrenic person with torettes violently yells at passing traffic on the street.

"She's gone schizorettes again!" - Dr. Doctor

Schizorettes by Absqaushilate September 28, 2021