schiza

meaning poo, or crap, often used in place of "shit"

"You are a piece of schiza." "Schiza, I hit my thumb."

by matt January 11, 2003

Schiza

in german: Shit, poo,

Oh Schiza! I broke my hip!

by Jonny April 25, 2003

schiza

In Polish - something stupid, messed up.

Ten film to jakas schiza.
(This movie is a 'schiza'.)

by Definicjusz February 22, 2004

Schiza-hole

A slang term in German pop-culture which refers to a sphincter with a swastika tatooed into the rectum.

Nazi-bitch slave: OH YA MEIN FURRRRRRR! LICK DA POOP

FROM MY SCHIZA-HOLE!!!

Hitler: YAAAAA, I LIKE DAS POOP.

by danxdismember January 29, 2010

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by Cooter January 28, 2004

Drowsy Schiavo

A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position), bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.

After JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get beamed up like Anton Yelchin.

by Mjolnir12982 August 31, 2016

schiavone

To squander opportunity by putting in minimal effort.

Tony could be working for a top new wrestling company, but he schiavoned it.

by Tnallag March 9, 2019