scheving 

protect your peace version of scheming. a play on words that only one with no ill intent can accomplish. to plan something where the individual scheving does not get hurt mentally, emotionally or physically.

it was a brisk monday afternoon. low 70s, a little drizzle, but nothing to be mad about. it was a good kind of rain fall, the kind that illuminates the rays of sun shining down from the heavens. destiny was on her way to therapy, a typical two day a week event for her, however, this day was different. why you may ask? because she was scheving. she was scheving up a plan on how to break the news to her band mate (with a name that shall never be spoken) that she was no longer in it. DUN DUN DUN….

scheving by sumbumyoudontknow July 10, 2024

Scheving

Masturbating/gooning in an inconvenient/inappropriate place and or time.

"He has a serious issue, I saw him scheving it during class with porn on his laptop."

Scheving by D4C_fan April 8, 2026

Schving

Schving or Schving Schving refers to sphincter, to be precise: the outer anal sphincter which is under voluntary control.

Coined by Max Keiser as a way to express, in television broadcast, the dangers of inviting violation of the sphincter by way of insertion of sharp or pointy objects, usually repeatedly, by aggrieved parties subjected to involuntary control over their lives and finances.

A sphincter is an anatomical structure, or a circular muscle, that normally maintains constriction of a natural body passage or orifice and which relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.

“These guys are saying ‘we won’t take these bonuses’ because they realise the next step after that is a pitchfork up the schving schving’”

Schving by randomprecision November 14, 2011

Scheming Butthole 

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

Scheming Butthole by OTJdog March 26, 2017

scheming up 

Scheming up means Coming up (Nigga we made it)

"I used to drive the acura to school"
"Now I dont touch the wheel unless its new"
(we call that scheming up)

scheming up by The 1st to define this April 17, 2015

Scheming 

Scheming is a ingenious way to out maneuver and out wit many minds in advancing devious goals without detection. This can be performed by either one person or by an elite group of schemers. Scheming is an art form. It is art because scheming can be carried out in any possible way at any possible time. If your not sure you've been schemed, than it has been properly done on you. Scheming is usually done to lessen heads from certain activities: smoking some tasty haze

"Jenna realized she was schemed when she found herself alone and the group gone with the spliff"

"Be careful of 123 C and their nonresidents, they may seem cool...but their all scheming bastards"

"Was that scheming or some ninja work?"

Scheming by 3rd June 12, 2006

masterbatory scheming 

The act of plotting secret masturbation acts from those around you or living with you.

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

"Little Billy is the master of masterbatory scheming, his parents thinks he likes being clean and showers five times a day"

masterbatory scheming by Hylindar September 2, 2014