Schürmann
Schürmann by likeasteven July 15, 2021
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Schurmann
of German origin, etymology insists from the greek "Ser" and "Mach" meaning shoe maker. In the German language, schur mann means "villainous man" However, this is not the case. Any Schurmann you meet will be shady looking, yet has a sensitive side, with a few topics that should never be discussed unless you wanna get punched directly in the throat. He'll be short-ish, with a third leg for a dick. Usually has colored eyes, thanks to that cunt Hitler, it's highly unlikely any German will have brown eyes. Has a nice sense of humor, and gets about every joke. Can be a dick head when he wants to be, knows how to get the ladies, due to that silver tongue he was born with, and he knows how to use it to his advantage, (manipulation). Doesn't like to fight, but will kick you right in the teeth, which will shoot down through your intestines to your urethra and shoot out like solid semen.
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schmanna
Slang for “shit man ya” when your are too drunk to complete the full 3 syllables distinctly, just blend them in to one word
Tamara: Bri is on her 8th shot of tequila. She is having her own tequila session
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
Adam: Hey Bri, you wanna climb in to that shopping cart and got for a ride?
Bri: Schmanna!
schmanna by the comand'r June 29, 2022
schumann inn
The Schumann Inn is a hotel located in Cincinnati, Ohio. This hotel is where a boy can take a girl to the back room and show her a good time. However, you may pick up some diseases while being back there! There are approximately 3 twin beds in the “back room” and some couches in the “front”.
Alex: “hey Sammie, want me to book a room at the Schumann inn for tonight?”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”
Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”
Sammie: “fuck yes!”
Chuck: “ get the fuck out of the way! I’m gonna puke!”
schumann inn by Big al6969 April 30, 2019
A Schauermann Joke
This is a term used for defining a poorly made joke, typically a racist, or sexual innuendo which brings absolutely zero amusement to the listeners. The best way to deal with such a joke is to either ignore it or call the wannabe comedian a tool and shake your head.
While playing halo you are on the yellow team and you are playing against the brown team. When suddenly one of your teammates shouts out "Hey I just killed two brown people!" This is a perfect example of the unintentional Schauermann joke. Be Wary. DO NOT ENCOURAGE. A Schauermann Joke is very contagious and if it is not slapped down in the bud it will spread.
A Schauermann Joke by HAHAHAHAH EEEZ FUNNY October 31, 2011
Scheuermann
pronouced (sher-man) Male or female most likely of German decent. They're the epitome of sass and class all rolled into one. Quick-witted and straight forward, they'll always tell you what you need to hear not what you want to hear. Can definitely put down some liquor or beer... or basically anything behind the bar. Never challenge one to a drinking contest because you'll probably lose. Most likely a pet lover (let's be honest, who isn't?). Kind-hearted and always willing to help, unless you try taking their bottle. Then it's game on!
Look at that Scheuermann swallow!
Scheuermann by asd3939 April 23, 2011
schuman shocker
Where u have a girl on top and you proceed to stick your oddly shaped thumb up her butthole....don't worry the third time is the charm. She will love it!!
schuman shocker by Geoffrey Schuman February 16, 2005
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