Scemoth 

Scemoth
is a person

who is scene,emo,and goth at the same time.

Sarah is so fucking scemoth cause she reads twilight.

Scemoth by DavidZafra:) November 2, 2008

Scemothunk 

Scemothunk is a person who clearly can't make up their mind and is emo, scene, goth, and punk all at the same time.

Person 1: bro I don't understand how someone can do that.
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: He's over there look he's emoish
Person 2: Naw stop lieing.
Person 1: you're right he's scene to
Person 2: Yea yea
Person 1: he's also goth
Person 2: SO TRUE
Person 1: He's also PUNK
Person 2: He's scemothunk!!!
Person 1: Legit!!

Scemothunk by The New trender December 5, 2012

scemotic 

wanting to be scene, emo, gothic.
it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.

Jake ; "you made me depressed"
Me ; "stfu, and stop being scemotic"

scemotic by Elmo & Ema April 15, 2011

Shemoth 

(n) female version of a mammoth.

Manfred you need to find your shemoth and procreate.

Shemoth by kunit89 April 21, 2011

Schmöthe 

This is something some European hipster came up with thinking he was clever. Basically, this hipster saw that every day people get into arguments because they recognize that both "sides" of the argument are right and wrong in different ways. He realized this during an argument between two hipsters about who was a more "legit" hipster. This could be summed up with the problem that people can't decide whether when they are disagreeing or agreeing: they oscillate between the idea of "neither" and "both." Thus, schmöthe. It is meant to represent the fact that what each side is basically saying is it neither-ish and both-ish. We use the root of "both" because "both" is more conciliatory and helps hipsters get along.

Professor: Is the classical model of economics or the Keynesian model better?

Student 1: Classical because it explains the long run.
Student 2: Keynesian because it explains the short run.
Student 3: Understanding both is better.
Student 4: It's schmöthe!

Restaurant goer 1: Lemme get a steak
Waiter: Aight
Restaurant goer 2: Dawg, don't get a steak get some fish.
Restaurant goer 1: I want a steak because I need some protein.
Restaurant goer 2: Oh true, I just want some Omegas tonight.
Waiter: Chill out yo, you guys are schmöthe right.

Bro: Is occupy a political party?
Hippy: It's schmöthe, man.
Bro: Wtf?
Hipster: Oh shit! You are right.

Schmöthe by Jacezo March 20, 2013