Schmöthe 

This is something some European hipster came up with thinking he was clever. Basically, this hipster saw that every day people get into arguments because they recognize that both "sides" of the argument are right and wrong in different ways. He realized this during an argument between two hipsters about who was a more "legit" hipster. This could be summed up with the problem that people can't decide whether when they are disagreeing or agreeing: they oscillate between the idea of "neither" and "both." Thus, schmöthe. It is meant to represent the fact that what each side is basically saying is it neither-ish and both-ish. We use the root of "both" because "both" is more conciliatory and helps hipsters get along.

Professor: Is the classical model of economics or the Keynesian model better?

Student 1: Classical because it explains the long run.
Student 2: Keynesian because it explains the short run.
Student 3: Understanding both is better.
Student 4: It's schmöthe!

Restaurant goer 1: Lemme get a steak
Waiter: Aight
Restaurant goer 2: Dawg, don't get a steak get some fish.
Restaurant goer 1: I want a steak because I need some protein.
Restaurant goer 2: Oh true, I just want some Omegas tonight.
Waiter: Chill out yo, you guys are schmöthe right.

Bro: Is occupy a political party?
Hippy: It's schmöthe, man.
Bro: Wtf?
Hipster: Oh shit! You are right.

Schmöthe by Jacezo March 20, 2013

Schmotter 

An extremely friendly person willing to engage in conversation with anyone they meet; Disarmingly simplistic and sincere, showing genuine interest in what other people have to say; Easily accepted by most;
Having a contagious zest for life and a bright smile.
Often using terms such as; Bro, Broski, Brother.

"That guy didn't know anyone but he sure was the Schmotter of the party"

"Of course I got the job. I was totally Schmotter!"

Schmotter by Dellaliscious February 4, 2010

Schmote 

A schmote is an antonym for G.O.A.T and is often used in a derogatory way to demean someone’s “bad job done”

Oh my god, you didn’t clutch the win, you are such a schmote!

Schmote by Sageriah February 18, 2023

Shmotherfuck 

A word you use when your at loss for a better exlamation. Cant decide to say, "shit" "mother fucker" or just "FUCK!" ? say shmotherfuck! :)

Person 1: -accidently spills orange juice on your lap-
Person 2: .......SHHHMOTHERFUCK.

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Person 1: -stubs toe- SHMOTHERFUCK OW!

Shmotherfuck by Madam_CurseAlot November 20, 2010

Schmotzel 

A big mess

A Dallas Stars hockey reporter yelled “what a schmotzel in front of the goal down there,” while Stars players were tripping over each other trying to get the puck in. -11/1/23

Schmotzel by zebracakes300 November 2, 2023

Schmoheimer 

Greedy Mothafuckin Bastard

Listen Schmoheimer, I just paid you last week. You need to learn how to budget your money.

Schmoheimer by TheOriginalSchmoheimer July 15, 2011

schmotzer 

A small flaccid German penis.

If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.

schmotzer by Leemush June 13, 2018