Shemoth 

(n) female version of a mammoth.

Manfred you need to find your shemoth and procreate.

Shemoth by kunit89 April 21, 2011

shemotion 

noun| shee • mo • shun

The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.

Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”

shemotion by clevername July 19, 2018

shemmoth 

A highly unattractive, large, slow female that often travels in packs. That slightly resembles a mammoth.

That shemmoth shakes the ground when she walks.

shemmoth by sashbri May 22, 2009

Scemothunk 

Scemothunk is a person who clearly can't make up their mind and is emo, scene, goth, and punk all at the same time.

Person 1: bro I don't understand how someone can do that.
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: He's over there look he's emoish
Person 2: Naw stop lieing.
Person 1: you're right he's scene to
Person 2: Yea yea
Person 1: he's also goth
Person 2: SO TRUE
Person 1: He's also PUNK
Person 2: He's scemothunk!!!
Person 1: Legit!!

Scemothunk by The New trender December 5, 2012

Shemotion 

The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.

Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.

Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)

Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.

Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.

Erik: Friends?

Alistair: Friends!

(hug)

Shemotion by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011

Scemoth 

Scemoth
is a person

who is scene,emo,and goth at the same time.

Sarah is so fucking scemoth cause she reads twilight.

Scemoth by DavidZafra:) November 2, 2008

Shmotherfuck 

A word you use when your at loss for a better exlamation. Cant decide to say, "shit" "mother fucker" or just "FUCK!" ? say shmotherfuck! :)

Person 1: -accidently spills orange juice on your lap-
Person 2: .......SHHHMOTHERFUCK.

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Person 1: -stubs toe- SHMOTHERFUCK OW!

Shmotherfuck by Madam_CurseAlot November 20, 2010