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noun| shee • mo • shun
The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
The emotional reaction a female has when she expresses a feeling for which there is no factual basis. The gendered companion word to hemotion.
Female A: “Becky, I can’t believe I’m saying this, but that 40 year old guy over there is actually kinda cute.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
Female B: “Stop right there girl. He’s almost twenty years older than you. Your shemotions are scaring me right now.”
shemotion by clevername July 19, 2018
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shemmoth
A highly unattractive, large, slow female that often travels in packs. That slightly resembles a mammoth.
Scemothunk
Scemothunk is a person who clearly can't make up their mind and is emo, scene, goth, and punk all at the same time.
Person 1: bro I don't understand how someone can do that.
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: He's over there look he's emoish
Person 2: Naw stop lieing.
Person 1: you're right he's scene to
Person 2: Yea yea
Person 1: he's also goth
Person 2: SO TRUE
Person 1: He's also PUNK
Person 2: He's scemothunk!!!
Person 1: Legit!!
Person 2: do what?
Person 1: He's over there look he's emoish
Person 2: Naw stop lieing.
Person 1: you're right he's scene to
Person 2: Yea yea
Person 1: he's also goth
Person 2: SO TRUE
Person 1: He's also PUNK
Person 2: He's scemothunk!!!
Person 1: Legit!!
Scemothunk by The New trender December 5, 2012
Shemotion
The experience of female emotions by a male. Men experiencing shemotions tend to describe themselves as more sensitive and intuitive than normal. Other documented experiences include the ability to multi-task, increased cognitive functionality, and spontaneous, irrational crying.
Erik: Dude, seriously, just finish your work - we're all waiting on you.
Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)
Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.
Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.
Erik: Friends?
Alistair: Friends!
(hug)
Alistair: I'm just feeling a lot of pressure right now - and I wan't some sort of totally not-important final cut certification that can wait (cries)
Erik: Don't get all shemotional on me - save it until you get home and focus on the task at hand.
Alistair: You're totally right - that was spontaneous and irrational.
Erik: Friends?
Alistair: Friends!
(hug)
Shemotion by Harold Vlanderpunn January 20, 2011
Shmotherfuck
A word you use when your at loss for a better exlamation. Cant decide to say, "shit" "mother fucker" or just "FUCK!" ? say shmotherfuck! :)
Person 1: -accidently spills orange juice on your lap-
Person 2: .......SHHHMOTHERFUCK.
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Person 1: -stubs toe- SHMOTHERFUCK OW!
Person 2: .......SHHHMOTHERFUCK.
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Person 1: -stubs toe- SHMOTHERFUCK OW!
Shmotherfuck by Madam_CurseAlot November 20, 2010