scatterball

God's gift to College students. AKA Adderall.

*Because when you pour them out of the zippy, they bounce all over the place.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so many finals coming up next week I need to study for.
Bro 2: I was just about to buy some scatterballs from my boy downtown. how many do you want?

by nurdrmsz December 9, 2011

Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

scutterbullet

the type of scuttery shit that near goes through the base of the toilet bowl and leaves a snail trail down the side.

eddie had a feed of bulmers pair and was scutterbulletin the whole day afterwards

by gutteryballs February 3, 2010

Scatterpillar

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.

Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.

by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017

Scatterpilla

it is what you become after a big night out on the booze. Whilst a scatterpilla you movements are very slow and often simple takes such as speaking and walking become complex and difficult

"I'm a scatterpilla today, hence why i am doing this "

by oly boy October 10, 2008

Slutterball

A term that describe a very permiscuous woman who resembles, to scale, a butter ball turkey

Heather: God Fran is such a fat slut.
Erin: yeah I know she's a total slutterball.

by Greyn April 3, 2009

shatterball

stupid; dumb

Kathy Hernandez intentionally made a shatterball choice by bullying Daniel Onate-Miranda on purpose. Kathy got suspended for 1 tortnight.

by forehard bill July 24, 2018