A Scandaroo is a large reptile used for transport(Viking) or ridden into battle(by a Valkyrie). Historically, Vikings have ridden in the pouch of a Tyrannosaurus Rex which has enough room for for the Viking and several containers of mead. Alternatively, those same large sized reptiles have been used as mounts by Valkyries specifically to hunt laser raptors as seen in the 2015 documentary 'Kung Fury'.
A very strong man, athletic. Usually loves basketball, has A huge cock. He is very arrogant, he is always watching porn but he has to be laid in a relationship. He doesn't cheat on his girlfriend.
One who has engaged in sexual acts with women so horribly fat that they were consumed by the females genitles.
-"Fuck me, baby."
-"Hell yea! Ooo yeah, baby, just like that!....Hey...whats happening?!..HEY! Stop it! STOP IT! Help me!!! HELP MEEE!! AAGHGGHHHH............."
-"...Goddammit, there goes another one. Fucking shantarooni!"