Scamford 

An overrated and overpriced institution of higher learning, suspected of grade inflation, that graduates a cadre of pompous individuals with a sense of self-entitlement.

Although he would likely achieve a lower GPA, Peter ultimately decided to attend Berkeley as opposed to Scamford, in order to avoid huge loans and the scorn from his friends who attend public university.

Scamford by NorthernExposurePole February 21, 2015

stamford, ct

Good ol' Stamford
Need a break from the 99% white towns like new canaan and greenwitch then go chill in downtown stamford. but since the fairly small city with very low crime rate is half urban and half suburban you can always drive to north stamford to see the big houses and forrest that lines the roads. Stamford has a good night life Great resturants and w/ new clubs like the thirsty turtle along with 24 hour diners you never have to go home. We have a decent mall and amazing target. Public schools do suck but we produce some badass baskeball and basketball players. Overall its a great diverse city in fairfield county

Someone gets the crap beat out of them friday night outside the downtown mcdonalds
At the same time the preppy kids are in north stamford getting drunk and the badass ones are hitting mailboxes with their baseball bats that they will also use the next day to hit homeruns

stamford, ct by stamford22 April 21, 2005

Stamford American international school 

Full of stupid idiots who think they are cool like shut up

Those dumbasses go to Stamford American international school

Stamford American international school by Fuck ms durkin August 25, 2021

Stamford, CT

I love how people bash Stamford,CT for being a "ghetto" and having lots of diversity. I wonder how Stamford compares to Greenwich when it comes down to kids being raised by nannies because their mothers are to busy getting drunk at Greenwich Country Club. I don't think to much of that goes on in Stamford because unfortunately for us, there is no country club, DARNIT! Yea, our public schools are rough, but we make it through, and we're better people for it. Greenwich HIgh is a joke! The same goes for Darien High, New Canaan High, and all those other surrounding towns who love to "Stamford and Norwalk Bash" because we have some diviersity. Atleast we're not narrow minded rich kids with nothing better to do then sit around, get drunk, and buy some cocaine with our allowance that Dad gave us on Sunday after church.

Stamford,CT Kid #1 "Lets drive down Greenwich Avenue and laugh at all the losers standing outside Starbucks."
Stamford, CT Kid #2 "Sounds like a plan."

Stamford, CT by Torri September 30, 2005

Stamford Hill Cowboy 

A semi-affectionate term from local Cockney/East/North Londoners for male members of the Jewish-Hasidic sect, who reside in the area. Engendered by the wearing of largish hats, curly sideburns and long coats.

"Watch out for that Stamford Hill Cowboy mate, he'll park his Volvo on your foot. He knows he's going to Heaven. And drives like it."

Stamford Hill Cowboy by Rev. A Ringer. December 15, 2011

North Stamford 

The region in Stamford above the Merritt Parkway. Usually people from North Stamford go to Westhill, King, Fairfield Prep, and occasionally boarding school. North Stamford can be equated to Shippan, yet it is in the woods instead of on the water. The upside is that there are many places to blaze that are not hotboy, unlike Shippan. The downside is that you have to drive everywhere, and driving to parties sucks. Neighbors are also narcs, so you have to be careful when you have parties.

Is there anything goin on tonight in North Stamford?

Yea someones having a party on mayapple

Damn, that shits too far away.

Yea lets just blaze instead

North Stamford by mcblazed July 23, 2010

Samford 

1) University in Birmingham, AL
2) Nexus of Old South money
3) Center of Madison Avenue Christianity
4) Land of beauty queens

1) Yeah, I go to Samford. Not STANford, SAMford...in Alabama.
2) I think every male since my great grandfather Rev. Billy Bob Beeson has gone to Samford.
3) My tattoo's in hebrew, it means "Beloved," and it totally matches the earrings that I just got from Yurman!
4) Are you kidding? I'd never leave the House without pearls, heels, and hairspray!

Samford by almostgradjeeated February 2, 2009