the family friendly way of saying what the fuck or what the hell. often used with two exclamation marks and a ;-; emoticon.
other curses like this are “what the fudge” “what the flippers”

person a: hey dude i just stole someones house
person b: ermm… what the scallop!!

what the scallop by acallops May 15, 2023

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vegan scallops

Literally "scallops of vegan version". But it's not scallops. It's made of king oyster mushrooms. Its tastes & feels are definitely not as same as scallops.

I tried vegan scallops yesterday. I thought it's just as same as scallops, but uh, no, it's absolutely different.

vegan scallops by Ms FluffyCat February 1, 2023

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Scallop Dragger

An oversized or extremely low-hanging scrotum, as when a person is afflicted with elephantine testiculitis.

Did you see that old dude in the locker room?

The one with the scallop dragger?

Yeah, he must have to use an elephant jockstrap for that scallop dragger.

Scallop Dragger by LowellThomas September 28, 2013

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Scallywhop

A scallwhop is a hateful ho, who needs to know whats good. Many times associated with a pimp. Also known as Tricks, Marks, Trick-ass-marks, or mark-ass,tricks

Kailin is scallywhop.

Scallywhop by Luca May 12, 2004

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