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shalaminga shalamanga 

1) What asian females yell before orgasming

2) A phrase used to convey massive gratitude or a substitute for any word.

3) The art of peeling an apple by first twisting the stem, then using your pubes as razor blades for peeling. After peeling the apple, it is usually appropriate to give the apple to your grandma.

4) A fart that in essence creates a mini blackhole, sucking everything in and around it.

5) When out of you anus, a baby comes out, and so forth(thus creating a baby mosh pit) then the baby is slammed into a droor
Hakuna Matata, Ripping Dog's Buttholes, Snowflakes

"hey last night was a shalaminga shalananga!"

"please let me stick my shaliminga in your shalamanga"

instead of tomato tomato its shalaminga shalamanga

voiced-over asian movies

Scaramanga Syndrome 

weird syndrome of having three nipples, one in the middle!
Scaramanga Syndrome takes its name from a mouse's gene variation named after James Bond's arch-villian who had three nipples!

SCARAMANGA 

A undisirable person chav like scum who has no respect for life or others.
Who leeches from our pockets and souls on the rock and roll (Doley giro collectors)! who insist on trying to boost there so-called "manga" status by stabbing innocent people and bottleing drunk men!
How hard are they!!!!!
Where scaramanga's can be located : amlwch manga's, bangor manga's, manga-manga's.
Manga's of the world! And of course 155mph manga's that drive astra's!
SCARAMANGA by CC-BRO January 18, 2007

Scalamania 

Is a person who is incredible sexy and is described to have chiseled features. Is a sex God and smarter than the average joe.
See that guy over there he is such an scalamania I want him so bad he makes me wet.

scaramanga 

Northern slang used to describe a man with an impotence problem - derrogatory.
Check that poor scaramanga out
scaramanga by Anonymous March 28, 2003

SCARAMANGA 

A undisirable person chav like scum who has no respect for life or others, who leeches from our pockets on the rock and roll! who insist on trying to boost there status by stabbing people and bottleing drunk men!How hard are they!!!!!
Spit on them!
This can also be shortened to Manga's!
You know it sounds good!
SCARAMANGA: amlwch manga's, bangor manga's 125mph manga's that usually drive astra's!