Scafes, a sexually transmitted disease that causes phalic shrinking and homosexuality in males but in females causes vomiting and loss of attraction to all men.
Girl 1: BLRAAAHHGR!!!
Girl 2: are you okay? You've been vomiting all day.
Girl 1: I'm not sure, i feel completely repulsed by men and I don't know why.
Girl 2: you should go to your doctor right away! It sounds like a bad case of the scafes!
Girl 2: are you okay? You've been vomiting all day.
Girl 1: I'm not sure, i feel completely repulsed by men and I don't know why.
Girl 2: you should go to your doctor right away! It sounds like a bad case of the scafes!
by Scafes survivor May 23, 2015
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Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.
Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"
Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"
Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"
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He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.
He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
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While watching the news with a group of friends someone asks: "Andrea, did you hear about what happened at Virginia Tech?! It was awful!" Then Andrea replies: "Why YES! Thanks for that schafeservation..."
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