Scafes

Scafes, a sexually transmitted disease that causes phalic shrinking and homosexuality in males but in females causes vomiting and loss of attraction to all men.

Girl 1: BLRAAAHHGR!!!
Girl 2: are you okay? You've been vomiting all day.
Girl 1: I'm not sure, i feel completely repulsed by men and I don't know why.
Girl 2: you should go to your doctor right away! It sounds like a bad case of the scafes!

Scafes by Scafes survivor May 23, 2015

scameshwari

Female version of a scam

A boy is a scam and a girl is a scameshwari

scameshwari by Scameshwar April 11, 2020

SafeSearch is off 

Turns Google into the best way to find porn. :D

Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".

SafeSearch is off by S_t_G December 26, 2004

Mermaid Scales 

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

Mermaid Scales by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

scalesy 

A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!

scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

scalesy by Oi Scalesy im your biggest fan October 20, 2020

schafeservation 

random interjection in a conversation that's sole purpose is to state something obvious or ask an obvious question.

While watching the news with a group of friends someone asks: "Andrea, did you hear about what happened at Virginia Tech?! It was awful!" Then Andrea replies: "Why YES! Thanks for that schafeservation..."

schafeservation by Michael Schaffer May 31, 2007

scamfest 

(noun) a rapid series of scams, cons, and/or other forms of gainful deceit or stealthy theft

The "no-sale" bandit and his cohorts engaged in a scamfest of epic proportions, scoring sackfuls of cash and seven pounds of gold from their hapless victims.

scamfest by Jimulacrum July 3, 2007