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Sawdust Lubricant 

Dry sawdust that is thrown into the vagina to assist with penetration.
Man: This girl was so wet that I had to use my patented sawdust lubricant before I could fuck her.
Sawdust Lubricant by Squeeze808 October 19, 2011
A person who is anti social or generally lame and sad. They may sit at home on New Year's and mope in their own sadness even if they have been invited out
"Merwyn is such a sadpuss sitting at home on New Year's"

"FINE then be a New Year's sadpuss like Merwyn"
Sadpuss by Savannah Fernandes January 13, 2009

sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up
give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

Sawdust Woody 

A "Sawdust Woody" is a slang term used to describe a false erection that appears visually idyllic but is actually soft and pliable when examined. It's a "counterfeit erection" that may occur due to various factors such as anxiety, medication side effects, or medical conditions.
*Becky to a friend* Wow, Elrond really ended up having a Sawdust Woody - very disappointing.
Sawdust Woody by ca$h AF April 16, 2023

sawdust effect 

As a saw moves back and forth through a tree, so does the penis move through the anus spraying debris. See anal shavings.
Last night when my boyfriend performed anal sex on me, my asshole underwent extreme friction causing the dreaded sawdust effect leaving flung skin and fecal matter everywhere. Damn, what a mess.
Used to describe something that hard work was put into creating its beauty or attractiveness.
Wow, look at that girl, she's covered in sawdust.
Sawdust by Slaybel June 2, 2014