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Saving-up 

When someone with small balls has been masturbating too much they might run low on spunk. And if they have maybe a date with a woman they fancy they will have to stop masturbating and save up there spunk so they can fill the woman up.
Mr X: I heard you have a date with that sexy lady who works on the desk next to yours. What are you planning to do with her?
Mr Y (small balls): Well i have been 'saving-up' just in case something saucy happens. hahaha
Saving-up by TenaciousCameron June 23, 2009
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Savin' up 

Adj. - Acting like a fag/ douche/ or an overall pussy. Derived from "saving up to be a faggot."
"Quit savin' up, and go ask that girl out!"
Savin' up by Snow Monster January 17, 2012

saging up 

To smoke or hotbox a persons or friends house/apartment.
We are saging up her house tonight
saging up by Luke snifer June 11, 2017

Saying Whats up, to the Toilet 

Vomiting, throwing up, spewing, to Hurl.
"Dude after those shots I had to say whats up to the toilet."

Cheer Up Saying 

Sayings that cheer you up about a situation without really doing anything to solve it.
"If life gives you HIV, make HIV AIDS!"

"Dude, that's just a cheer up saying, I still have HIV soon to be AIDS"

If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true 

Or Batman.
Charlatan "If I can make up a 'if this then that' statement then what I'm saying is true! It's embedded in the structure of the universe!"

Hym "Yes. Of course. You're clearly not a petty charlatan and a tyrant and you're clearly not using fascist collusion and gaslighting to enrich yourself and subvert the government. And it's NOT opposite world. All of these things are clearly not the case and no one is going to die as a direct result of you doing that."
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