Sausagefactory
Sausagefactory by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 27, 2015
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sausage factory
An unpleasant process, especially one that is hidden from public view, that is used to produce a widely consumed product: lots of people like sausage, but few would enjoy watching leftover animal parts ground up to make it.
Some college football teams have an easier time getting to BCS games than others, but it's all a big sausage factory anyway.
sausage factory by Sturdy Liver July 8, 2010
Mexican Sausage Factory
A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.
"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."
"Gross dude."
"Gross dude."
Mexican Sausage Factory by dfk1989 February 17, 2013
Wisconsin sausage factory
Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, a Wisconsin sausage factory is a sexual practice in which you spray an entire can of EZ Cheese into your Rectum. Then you then squat over your partner's face and expel the cheese into their open mouth for consumption. The expelled cheese usually comes out in sausage-like yellow links, hence the name.
Wisconsin sausage factory by Whirljack33 October 2, 2011
German Sausage Factory
A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.
German Sausage Factory by robricciardi June 11, 2011
Catalonian Sausage Factory
A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.
Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more
Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit
Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to
Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever
Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit
Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to
Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever
Catalonian Sausage Factory by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
sausage factory
sausage factory by Micah April 25, 2003
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