Sausagefactory

where men go to become gay, and where wives watch men strip

"Man when you said we were going to the club i didn't realize we were going to a sausagefactory "

by IFGODWASONEOFUS January 27, 2015

sausage factory

An unpleasant process, especially one that is hidden from public view, that is used to produce a widely consumed product: lots of people like sausage, but few would enjoy watching leftover animal parts ground up to make it.

Some college football teams have an easier time getting to BCS games than others, but it's all a big sausage factory anyway.

by Sturdy Liver July 8, 2010

Mexican Sausage Factory

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.

"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."

by dfk1989 February 17, 2013

Wisconsin sausage factory

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer, a Wisconsin sausage factory is a sexual practice in which you spray an entire can of EZ Cheese into your Rectum. Then you then squat over your partner's face and expel the cheese into their open mouth for consumption. The expelled cheese usually comes out in sausage-like yellow links, hence the name.

I'm still full after last night's Wisconsin sausage factory, so I think I'll skip breakfast.

by Whirljack33 October 2, 2011

German Sausage Factory

A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.

Fackin hell, where are all the ladies at? Its like a German Sausage Factory in here!

by robricciardi June 11, 2011

Catalonian Sausage Factory

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

sausage factory

A club or party full of dudes only and not fly ass chicks

Dude GTs is a total sausage factory. fagatorium

by Micah April 25, 2003