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Sausage Whiff 

The act of grazing your nose against and subsequently sniffing a homeless man's penis while you slide an uncalled-for amount of change into his right pocket and comment seductively that he smells of rancid fat.
"Hey Queen, I just had the best sausage whiff."
"Hey girl, Stevie from good mythical morning said she had a sausage whiff."
Sausage Whiff by whiffmyster July 15, 2022
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sausage whiff 

When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.
Rhett: The good ol' sausage whiff!
Stevie: It's not great. When you dont know its sausage.
sausage whiff by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022

Blind Sausage whiff 

It’s probably on Urban dictionary
Stevie: “the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on urban dictionary…”
Blind Sausage whiff by 010Rusty July 15, 2022

Blind sausage whiff 

A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test
My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff
Blind sausage whiff by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022

blind sausage whiff 

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.
As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate
blind sausage whiff by rayofson July 15, 2022

Blind Sausage Whiff 

Something Stevie mentioned on Good Mythical Morning.
Stevie: "Let me tell you, the blind sausage whiff, which is probably on Urban Dictionary.

Rhett: "The old sausage whiff
Stevie: - Is not great.
Blind Sausage Whiff by Dodd0 May 24, 2023

Blind Sausage Whiff 

Not great
That was gnarly, almost as bad as a blind sausage whiff
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