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sausage farmer 

Any guy in general that comes off as annoying. Someone who is too cool for their own good.
That guy with the dark tan and chisel abs is checking out your girl.
What a sausage farmer.
sausage farmer by PoeMan September 4, 2007

Sausage Farmer 

Noun: A gay male that originates from New England that enjoys surfing male porn.
Chris, (a.k.a - Meat) is such a Sausage Farmer!
Sausage Farmer by BMG68 January 28, 2009

Sausage Farmer 

Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.
-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016