sausage cat 

a german cat who enjoys watching and masturbating to male cat porn

Bill: I caught my cat pleasuring himself to male cat porn!
Steve: Wow, what a sausage cat!

sausage cat by Dan "The Gland Man" Marino May 24, 2010

Sausage Cat 

A cat who cannot find his other end.

Sausage Cat: Guess what I've been doing today? Pooping. I've been pooping. A-lot~
I've never seen my other end. You know, my butt...I WANT TO LICK IT.

Sausage Cat by kanametosenulquiorraschiffer January 13, 2011

Cat sausage 

N; a sausage made from cats, deliberately! usually composed of ground common house cat meat (Felis catus), spices and seasonings. the ingredients are stuffed into a casing and may be cured, dried or smoked. cat sausage is usually prepared and consumed out of a general hatred for felines or the lack of availability of other meats. several common types of cat sausage include: linx links, Burmese bratwurst, feline franks, hot cats, Siamese salami and many more.

Hey man didn't your girlfriend used to have a cat?
-Yea, I hated that terrible feline so i made it into cat sausage and served it with peppers and onions.
was it any good?
-actually not bad! i will make it again if she brings home any more cats.

Cat sausage by ASPCA April 7, 2013

Sausage Catcher 

On the receiving side of a gay relationship

Justin Bieber is a sausage catcher

Sausage Catcher by ThePitcher December 6, 2012

Catalonian Sausage Factory 

A group of guys set up a conveyor belt and defecate on it, preferably with big liquidy shits, they then tie their penis' to the belt so they become covered in the shit, they guy whose cock seems least covered in shit has to suck all the other guys off and clean their cocks of shit, then has the conveyor belt re-routed so all the shit falls into his mouth.

Girl 1: Si your mouth tastes really weird today, I dont want to kiss you any more

Guy 1: Sorry Anisha me and the boys set up an Catalonian Sausage Factory last night, and my cock is so small I couldnt get it fully covered in shit

Girl 1: What the fuck thats sick, i'm dumping you, i wanna date that hot guy you sit next to

Guy 1: Shit man, if only I hadnt agreed ot that Catalonian Sausage Factory... What am i saying, its the best fucking thign ever

Catalonian Sausage Factory by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

sausagewater 

The salty,thick,slimy liquid that remains after removing cocktail weniers from the can.

Jimbob! Can i drink your SAUSAGEWATER? I loves me sum SAUSAGEWATER!

sausagewater by Sluttymouth June 6, 2018

sausagecat 

a cat that looks like a sausage

person 1: look at that moving sausage!

person 2: that's a sausagecat

sausagecat by a-mazing101 September 17, 2024