Saturday Special

Scrambled eggs, bacon, chocolate chip pancakes, and a bowl of chopped up seasonal fruit.

“At the table sat my wife and two kids eating boring eggs. At the table next to us sat two hot as fuck bitches slaying a Saturday Special. I wanted to be them. I wanted to be in them.”

Saturday Special by CrossFJ June 22, 2019

Saturday Night Special 

What I, and all sensible ladies, carry to discourage or stop attacks by hoodlums.

Nobody ever raped a thirty-eight. That's why I pack a Saturday Night Special.

Saturday Night Special by Tuna Wanda January 26, 2007

saturday night special 

A slang term for an inexpensive, small-caliber revolver. Dave Kopel, Research Director at the Independence Institute, explains:

The “Saturday night special” is in part a linguistic descendant of the racist phrase "Niggertown Saturday Night." The obvious implication of the phrase "Saturday night special" is that it is a gun used by "niggers" to shoot each other with during their wild Saturday nights. No one denies that the people disarmed by a "Saturday night special" ban would be predominantly poor and non-white.

Saturday Night Specials are preferred by the lower classes, therefore they must be dangerous.

saturday night special by el Dietcrack January 26, 2007

Saturday Night Special 

1. An inexpensive pistol often of indifferent manufacture.
2 A song by Lynyrd Skynyrd about the above noted pistol.

The Democrats want to outlaw Saturday night specials so only rich people can afford guns.

Saturday Night Special by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

saturday night special 

A liberal expression meaning an inexpensive handgun. (Of course, the REAL definition of an inexpensive handgun is CHEAP INSURANCE.)

Liberal politicians tell yuppie and soccer mom constituents that they will ban Saturday Night Specials, which makes the yuppies and soccer moms feel all warm and fuzzy.

Of course, banning inexpensive handguns deprives poor people of their most effective defense against Pachuco boys and other criminals.

Senaturd Kennedy wants to ban the Saturday Night Special.

saturday night special by Cap'n Bullmoose January 26, 2007

saturday night special 

a .38 revolver with the hammer filed down so it slides in and out of pockets without getting hung.

i rolled up on him and with the saturday night special and smoked him like kush.

saturday night special by T-Twan February 12, 2008

saturday night special 

When you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.

I got so wrecked the other night, someone told me I was seen with a wobo getting the ole saturday night special!

saturday night special by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008