3 definitions by Jonathan Pompadour

Baby Bird

When you receive a blowjob but you are not the slightest bit aroused. Your flacid and lifeless penis looks like a worm that a young birdling is pecking at.

That landcow of a girl was so nasty she was doing the baby bird until I threw her out.

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008

saturday night special

When you sit in the front child seat area of a shopping cart and a wobo (woman hobo) proceeds to blow you while she is pushing the cart through the hood and collecting cans.

I got so wrecked the other night, someone told me I was seen with a wobo getting the ole saturday night special!

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008

Seventy

When a father and son duo blow each other in the 69 position. 69 + an extra dick = 70.

I walked in on Mr. Johannson and his son doing the seventy. Damn, that's one happy family!

by Jonathan Pompadour January 22, 2008